Use this fucking slut
Swallow, count and repeat
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I've been missing out
Only one thing can get done around her
Don't let it slip out again!
I love your ideas, honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Solid presentation prep, boss