Is this a serious talk, mom?
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Use this fucking slut
I've been missing out
I love your ideas, honey
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues